Dear November,

YOU ARE HERE?!

WHAT?!?

Dear Man Who Was Really Rude To Me At The Post Office,

You're not the most important person in the world ok??

Sometimes other people have important things to mail too.

Not just you.

Dear Two Donuts That I Ate For Breakfast Recently,

You were such a good choice.

Dear Immune System,
You need to bump it up a notch.
Summer vacation is over.

Dear Everyone,
Regardless of who you're planning on voting for on Tuesday, you should watch Obama 2016.
You can get it at any Redbox.

Dear Christmas,
As excited as I am for you, please please please take your time getting here!
Don't rush.
I want to enjoy the holiday season as long as possible.